"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”
"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
….not that I ever wanna go to prison, I pray to god I never do or have to experience that but IF something insane happens and I end up in a prison….
I want this one. my god, it would rock to have a fucking cat in jail with you for company. and have it to take home hopefully, if allowed, when released. ahhh <3
I get myself into this crap and now im screwed. Im broke with a practically empty gas tank and I need to get to work (which is 20 minutes away) everyday and I dont get paid until the end of next week. My anxiety is getting the best of me. I need to get an oil change before I completely ruin my car. Im stressing out. I just need the cash to put gas in my car so I can make it to work, 10 dollars to put two things of oil in my car to last til next week. But I have nothing. I have no way of getting anything. No one to help me. Im stuck in this situation with no way out. I need help. I need something. Help me :/
give him a literal non-stop blowjob. just go until he says he cant take it anymore. then go a little more.
"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!! YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"